Best Ice Cream there is. Get the peanut butter cup flavor, its the best. I ate a whole carton last night and this morning when I woke up. Now I need to go back to Target to get some more.

eagleshigh 8:45 pm on June 6, 2016

Ranch is my passion

I feel like I haven’t posted about it enough lately. So here is a post solely dedicated to Ranch.

Ranch is love, ranch is life. The best condiment ever to grace this planet.

Use a little, slather a lot, its up to you. I am a slathering man. I slather all my foods in ranchy goodness.

To ranch-heads everywhere, ranch away!

eagleshigh 7:58 pm on May 31, 2016

She came into TCBY.

Today I was working the lunch shift at TCBY and it was a normal day, no different from any other. It was a standard day, not too busy but not too dead, good flow of customers for the lunch hour.

Then, all of a sudden I saw a Green Toyota RAV4 park into a spot. I was hoping it was another person’s RAV4. But I saw the blue and yellow uniform. I saw her get out. I began to sweat. I was saying to myself “Please don’t come in here, please don’t, I hope you are going to another store in the strip mall”.

But she headed right toward the door. And grabbed the handle. And opened it. And came inside. And saw me. And we locked eyes. Shivers went down my spine. I began to sweat. My heart raced. She continued to make her way toward the counter.

“Hi, eagles!” she said with a small grin. “I didn’t know you worked here now!”.

I didn’t know what to say.

“Yeah, just chillin and servin’ chilled yogurt to chill customers. It’s chill.”.

She smiled and ordered a vanilla bowl. I filled the bowl and she said “Long John Silvers is different without you these days.”

“It was time to move on.” I replied. “I needed a change of scenery. TCBY has been a great change for me. A lot more relaxed. A lot more chill”.

As I rung her up and she paid and was about to make her way to put the toppings on her frozen yogurt, she said “Well it was nice seeing you! Take care.”.

“You too.” I replied.

And that was that. She got her toppings, walked out the door, got in her RAV4, and drove away.

I really didn’t know what to make of it. I left Long John Silvers because I went for broke and could not win over her heart. I have spent the last 2 months of my life in agony trying to get over her. She was truly the love of my life. And I was finally getting over that crest, I felt the worst was behind me and I was finally freeing myself of the bondage of love I had with her.

And then she comes waltzing in to the store.

Should I have tried to rekindle things? Or should I have done what I did and not make anything of it?

I think I made the right choice. I don’t want to go down that road again. I tried, I offered myself to her and she said no.

Anyway, it was an emotional day.

eagleshigh 7:43 pm on May 28, 2016

Ask eagleshigh – Volume 1

This is a new segment I am debuting on my blog called ask eagleshigh, its a Q&A video where I answer questions. If you have any questions for future episodes please do not hesitate to ask.

eagleshigh 2:00 pm on May 27, 2016

In defense of Jason Richwine

Stop attacking him

Doesn’t he have the most awesome last name? Richwine? Sounds like his ancestors were people who were good wine craftsmen and made rich, tasty wine.

I am not a big fan of wine myself but if I had a bloodline that was great at making good wine I’d be happy about it too.

Richwine… anyone with such a bad ass last name should be off limits for attacking.

Derwood is the most awesome first name, Richwine most awesome last name… could you imagine a guy named Derwood Richwine? He would be the most bad ass mudda fugga to ever walk the earth.

I wouldn’t dare fuck with a man named Derwood Richwine.

eagleshigh 7:47 pm on May 26, 2016

Derwood Spinks

So I keep getting asked if I am friends with this guy named “Derwood Spinks”

Derwood Spinks

I have no idea who that is so I looked him up.

http://x-files.wikia.com/wiki/Derwood_Spinks

Derwood Spinks (played by Mark Pellegrino) was an employee of Lucky Boy in Costa Mesa, California. Although he became a prime suspect in the murder of Donald Edward Pankow, he knew that Rob Roberts was responsible. Having been an ex-convict, the additional attention led to Spinks being fired by Mr. Rice. Spinks then revealed to Roberts that he found Roberts’ diet pills at the crime scene, but kept them to use for blackmail. Spinks attempted to blackmail Roberts, but Roberts invaded his apartment and killed him. (TXF: “Hungry”)

So I learned he was a character on the X-Files. I booted up Netflix and watched this episode to see what this guy was all about and why I was being asked if I was friends with him.

Turns out the guy is a total badass who works in fast food. He has a house, drives a motorcycle, and simply radiates a badass personality. He is a bad dude. Someone who I could aspire to be – a bad ass fast food worker with a motorcylce like Derwood Spinks.

I might have a new role model. The thing is in the episode he got fired because his employer found out he didn’t disclose his criminal history on his application. I don’t have to worry about that – I have never been convicted of a crime. But I still should aspire to have the swagger and bad ass ‘tude of Derwood Spinks.

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